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Zudamar
 Post subject: Re: King of the hill
PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:39 pm 
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javierbs wrote:
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I heal in the closet
grab simmens nasty I don't know what that is and launch it into Ponk's face
aparently whatever simmen had in his closet is acidic and as ponk falls to the ground, wriving in pain, batman changes back into bruce wane, but I saw through batmans disguise and I crush batmans head in between my thieghs
then I grab the batmobile and drive to MY hill
AWWWWWW YEEEAAAAAAAAA


Ah Zud we meet again!

Anyways, You are ashamed of what you did in G5, you go to your room to think about it

my hill!


what does ashamed mean again? I enter the secret door in my room to my labratory, conduct experiments with Ununpentium. The result an army of genetic zombie spetsnaz (cause we all know spetsnaz > american marines green bareets or w.e you wanna call em, deadliest warrior proved it :P ) and equip them with full on miniguns that fire lazer rockets through any obstical and come with an x-ray tracking scope
the result
I win
btw genetic features of my army
- gentically engineered to only ever obey me, any attempts to reverse this fail
- if destroyed they just piece themselves back together
-between the 1:14pm and 1:26pm they enjoy a cup of tea with brain bisckets (brains provided by some friends in africa... :twisted: )
-they are immune to any teloportations or whatnot
-they are immortal *well not rly but they cant die twice...(
-oh and they will never harm me

did I mention I win?
my hillllllllllllllllllll

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javierbs
 Post subject: Re: King of the hill
PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:43 pm 
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the G5 was for tenkai lol

Anyways, we have been over this... I use my mighty black hole gun! A black hole appears and sallows the zombies and you, then it closes itself.
MY HILL

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Tenkai
 Post subject: Re: King of the hill
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i infiltrate the hill dressed as a zombie spetsnaz.i climb through the ranks quite easily eventually becoming your personal bodygaurd.one day we go shopping and i tell everyone your a terrorist and they thought you were osama (everything that happened to osama happens) i return with the zombies all gone and sit in my giant lawn chair enjoying...things

fraggers hill

EDIT:EPIC POST INTERCEPTION NOOOOOOOO

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Zudamar
 Post subject: Re: King of the hill
PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:06 pm 
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i eat the black hole from the inside out and my army emerges and swarms over you
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Tenkai
 Post subject: Re: King of the hill
PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:12 pm 
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i give you a vacation brochure and you+army leaves for the bahamas and decide to never return

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 Post subject: Re: King of the hill
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Well, let's take a the classic aproach, I present you the level 200 D&D cleric!
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Turn or Rebuke Undead (Su)
Any cleric, regardless of alignment, has the power to affect undead creatures by channeling the power of his faith through his holy (or unholy) symbol (see Turn or Rebuke Undead).

A good cleric (or a neutral cleric who worships a good deity) can turn or destroy undead creatures. An evil cleric (or a neutral cleric who worships an evil deity) instead rebukes or commands such creatures. A neutral cleric of a neutral deity must choose whether his turning ability functions as that of a good cleric or an evil cleric. Once this choice is made, it cannot be reversed. This decision also determines whether the cleric can cast spontaneous cure or inflict spells.

A cleric may attempt to turn undead a number of times per day equal to 3 + his Charisma modifier. A cleric with 5 or more ranks in Knowledge (religion) gets a +2 bonus on turning checks against undead.


EDIT: NOOOOO NOW YOU INTERCEPTED MY POST! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

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Tenkai
 Post subject: Re: King of the hill
PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:17 pm 
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i show you the 2 posts YOU intercepted and you leave

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 Post subject: Re: King of the hill
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Made you look tenkai! (note: no one else will get it)

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Tenkai
 Post subject: Re: King of the hill
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screw you

i kick you off the hill with the force of 1000 kitties

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 Post subject: Re: King of the hill
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And here comes the dogs!

Kitties run in terror scratching you along the way!

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