javierbs wrote:
Zudamar wrote:
I heal in the closet
grab simmens nasty I don't know what that is and launch it into Ponk's face
aparently whatever simmen had in his closet is acidic and as ponk falls to the ground, wriving in pain, batman changes back into bruce wane, but I saw through batmans disguise and I crush batmans head in between my thieghs
then I grab the batmobile and drive to MY hill
AWWWWWW YEEEAAAAAAAAA
Ah Zud we meet again!
Anyways, You are ashamed of what you did in G5, you go to your room to think about it
my hill!
what does ashamed mean again? I enter the secret door in my room to my labratory, conduct experiments with Ununpentium. The result an army of genetic zombie spetsnaz (cause we all know spetsnaz > american marines green bareets or w.e you wanna call em, deadliest warrior proved it

) and equip them with full on miniguns that fire lazer rockets through any obstical and come with an x-ray tracking scope
the result
I win
btw genetic features of my army
- gentically engineered to only ever obey me, any attempts to reverse this fail
- if destroyed they just piece themselves back together
-between the 1:14pm and 1:26pm they enjoy a cup of tea with brain bisckets (brains provided by some friends in africa...

)
-they are immune to any teloportations or whatnot
-they are immortal *well not rly but they cant die twice...(
-oh and they will never harm me
did I mention I win?
my hillllllllllllllllllll