So as you may know from "Hiya Peoples," I hate sexism.
And people who ask me to be their girlfriends. It flips my sh*t.
So I devised a plan...
An evil, evil plan...
muahahahhaha

We shall name the three players in this story "Sg. Ham" "Olives" and "PotatoBanana"
(once again, if these are your actual usernames they are not intended to refer to you)

Me: Hiya peoples!
Adam: Hello, Zoey.
Sg. Ham: hi
Olives: lol talk about a sh*t mech
PotatoBanana: who?
Olives: who do you think PB?
Adam: Whoever you're referring to, please show some respect. Some people here have been around shorter than others.
Olives: f*ck of az this isn't your business.
Adam: I'm sorry, but I believe it is.
You're insulting someone, and I don't like that.
Sg. Ham: grow up you f*cking c*nt.
Adam: Oh, it actually is time to leave now.
Farewell, everyone.
Sg. Ham: good
he f*cked off xD
Olives: lol
Me: Hey, back off! That was my friend!
Sg. Ham: idgas
Olives: so anyways
zoey u single?
Me: SERIOUSLY?!
Olives: well r u?
Me: I'M NOT GOING TO DATE SOMEONE WHO INSULTED MY FRIEND!!!
PotatoBanana: ur a b*tch
Sg. Ham: ugly b*tch go f*ck urslf

(at this point I realize my plan could work perfectly)
(so i enact it)

Me: ...
you really think I'm ugly
Sg. Ham: i know u ugly
f*cking sl*tty b*tch
Olives: yeah f*ck you
PotatoBanana: kill urslf ugly b*tch
Me: You know what? FINE.
(here i immediately lie my head down on a random assortment of keys, then "let my corpse roll on the enter key")
Me: o""o;/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
PotatoBanana: wait wut
Sg. Ham: good riddance
Olives: what a f*cking sl*t
PotatoBanana: wut
Olives: PB what is it
PotatoBanana: i think she actually did
Sg. Ham: did wut
PotatoBanana: killd herslf
Olives: doubt it
probably some prank
(HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHA)
Sg. Ham: holy sh*t what if she did
Olives: ur really that stupid
she didn't kill herslf
(2 hours go by)
Me (alt account): did you guys see the news????
Olives: wut news
Me (alt): someone was found dead playing this game!!!! WTF!!!
PotatoBanana: srsly?
Me (alt): YEAH! someone made a report saying they heard a gunshot
police came to the scene and found a body lying on a keyboard with a gun in her hand
Olives: wtf
Me (alt): they turned on the computer screen and saw she was playing this game at the TOD
Sg. Ham: body id?
Me (alt): zoey something
forgot the last name
PotatoBanana: foxe?
Me (alt): yeh, foxe
how do you kno?
PotatoBanana: guys
were f*cked
Sg. Ham: oh god u were right
Me (alt): what did u do
Olives: we called that prsn ugly
and told her to kill herslf
Me (alt): o_o
cyberbullying is a crime
you could get arrested
PotatoBanana: sh*t sh*t sh*t
Sg. Ham: u think they could trace it back to us?
Me (alt): they will now
im reporting your *sses to the cops
Olives: NO WAIT
Me (alt): too late
should've treated her with respect :/
Sg. Ham: u son of a b*tch
PotatoBanana: oh god were so f*cked
Olives: yea thx to that piece of sh*t
Sg. Ham: u suck
im going to jail b/c of u
PotatoBanana: screw this im leaving
before i get traced down
(switches back to ZoeyFoxe)
Me: trollolololololololololololololololololololol
u mad bro? ^u^
Sg. Ham: omg i hate u so much
Me: Seriously though, CyberBullying is real. This happens all the time, even here.
I better not see you three do it ever again.
Got it?


I never saw those players again.
Damn, I got them good xD

TAKE THAT SEXISM!!!