The eyes of the world will be the judge of your heinous crimes


And so it is decided

Ok.. who starts?

You need to ask who starts?

Really?

Well, I'm glad you posed that question, as to show us that you lack confidence in yourself to such an extent that you wiling to let the opponent dictate the rules. In that case, Simmen, I suppose I'll let you go first. Believe in yourself, despite all evidence to the contrary...

It's not lack in confidence as much as wanting to give you a chance. I hoped you'd set the rules to strongly favor you, then this wouldn't be over so shortly when I point out that you're nothing more than a second rate troll. My first guess would be that you got to little affection as a kid AKA right now. You've just hit puberty and it's ok to be insecure of yourself, but no need to post porn on the forum or insult people and staff members.

If I'm not wrong, this is the second time this have happened. But you still come back, still trying to attract attention to yourself, just like Jesse. You used to be a semi-nice guy, now you're just.. troll
But I must say that I prefer your current taste rather than the man on man porn you sent me and Seth. If you want to come out of the closet there are easier ways.

As for my ego.. it's around the size of my post count or my obese pink pony or as great as your wish for attention.

Hey, well, we can't all put up a facade as well as you, right?

I'm not too sure at what point you started deriving an ego from a nice tidy number detailing how many times you've hit "submit" on this forum. To be truthful, if I were you, I'd be a bit concerned that it's so high. But that's okay. Not everyone can be successful in real life, so I assume that a second-rate singer such as yourself has no other passageway by which to satisfy your own need for superiority.

I think it's rather disappointing to see a man who's supposed to be making his way in the world to be stuck on a place like this. Me? I'm just keeping my sanity in between maintaining a 4.0 GPA at a top-tier school. In between winning debates, piano, programming competitions, in between tutoring middle school math and that sort of jazz. I don't actually see a point in this ego contest, since I have a lot more to be proud of than you. However, I think i'll let this persist as a channel for you to vent your frustration at your own failure at someone you've never met, or even known.

As for your ego...maybe it's all you have?

Ah, I think you must have understood (which is probably why you've been "tutoring middle school math" (if you're gonna lie, at least lie about something cool ) and not English. My post count in this topic was merely mentioned to show something large, I found it simple to use as it was right here at the page. Made it a bit easier for the slower kid (yes, that's you)

And I must point out that I rap, not sing. There is a distinction, and I'm sure that if you look real long and real hard you'll be able to find it! Don't worry, I can "tutor" you as well! At least "tutoring" someone in the understanding of the difference between singing and rapping is slightly cooler than tutoring math. (really, most things are cooler than that.. you really should learn how to lie about something that will actually give you credit, not drag you down)

I have my ego, my family, my friends and enough sanity to not be pulled back to the place I repeatedly exclaim is a terrible place. I also have a place in our hiphop collective (hiphop=rap, turntabelism, graffitti & dancing. I should start charging you for this.. but I've always been a fan of helping the less fortunate) And, I have my job here at Battledawn!
Can't forget that, I got a job that I love and make me happy, I can't see anything that would be better than that

Have fun with all the things you "have".. maybe it's all you "have"?

Oh, no, believe me buddy. I actually can't tell a lie on here, what with a mod on here happening to be a real life friend of mine.

I was just bringing up things that I thought might give you a gist that I have, undeniably, a better life ahead of me than you. Amateur rappers, huh? I suppose you can't suppose you can find any honest appreciation for your 'work'...which is why you come on forums like these where you have a reputation among a mind-blowingly dumb userbase where you can act out your god complex.

I repeatedly exclaim this is a terrible place...really, now. If I really hated this place, would I come back? What incentive is there for me to do so? I think there's a flaw in that argument somewhere.

But I digress. In your posts, I must find that your ego is sadly lacking. You try to find solace in every small joke I make (believe me, I have lots of sanity), and try to convince yourself that you are superior to me in that aspect. You treat your below-par rapping like it's something that people actually listen to...and you treat your job at Battledawn like a good job. You've ended up on the wrong side of the spectrum of life. While I will go on to do many things in life with my education and my intellect, you will continue performing to an empty concert hall and...admin'ing an online game?


I declare Simmen the winner of this ego contest. He needs it.