As Kitty God, I have the power of quite literally everything. Cats themselves though have plethora of powers.

1. They're adorable, in fact, so adorable that they can manipulate people in taking care of them

2. They're ninjas, quite literally. Scale any wall, get through any obstacle, and most important they can be everywhere.

3. They have multiple lives. Having 1 life is overrated, Really this saying just means they go through near-death experiences are like: Meh, too easy.

4. They were revered by ancient civilizations as Gods. (because of me really. -sigh- should've never posed for them) Look at the Egyptian culture and tell me otherwise.

5. They can shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Can you do this? I thought not.

6. In Chinese culture, they're seen as the ultimate symbol of luck.

Let's explain the Egyptian culture. They actually believed that cats were behind the reason that the sun set and rose. Quite literally, when Ra, the Sun God descended into darkness he would be attacked by all odds. This would be countered by the lions, who stared at the sun as it was setting and kept the fire of the sun within their eyes (lazers). This is why the Egyptians built the Sphinx, because they wanted to protect Ra as well. Cats show up in almost EVERY culture as some type of symbol of either wisdom, luck, or some type of myth in which explains some of the mysteries they were coping with at the time.

This of course, is because I was bored when I was a young Kitty God and wanted lulz.

(Also, I didn't need a website to recite this information. You show your lack of knowledge by only being able to post some 3rd-rate website.)

Ive resisted a frigging nuclear explosion. And didnt need a fridge for it. So I dont care what gods you are, Im just a human and I am better. Why? Humans > everything, so suck on that
Btw, I want my allowance. In bottlecaps.