back when i was xx years old shorny and curious 24/7 read about autofellsomething on the internet hmm spend several days training my back for bending this much suddenly one day when I'm in the bathtub decide to just start yapping well *CENSORED*, time to see if the internet was right lying down during this whole procedure stick 2 fingers into bend in a way i never thought was possible start sucking my rock-hard brock while my fingering my jello holy *CENSORED* my back is killing me but this feels amazing keep going faster and faster here it comes hold breath snowlaxm with the force of a billion suns lose all control over my body and start spasming all over the bathtub full of pleasure actually moan (which i almost never do) just shaking uncontrollably for what seems to be an eternity suddenly regain consciousness water is turning brown oh god what just seailors and liquid brown everywhere and the smell mother of god freak the *CENSORED* out and try to get rid of the mixture I've summoned from the deepest layer of hell finally flush it all down the drain and clean the bathtub and myself from all brown the godawful *CENSORED* smell won't go away I'm so doomed Can't even stand properly because of the intensity of the snorlaxsm spend about an hour getting rid of the smell by spraying massive amounts of perfume and deoderant while opening the bathroom window get out run to my room never attempt it again

i think you're doing it wrong....

i think he did this to make tenkai feel bad

*Puke* I can't... *puke* oh my God this is... *puke* I can't stop... *puke* this is disgusting!

i think he needed a sham wow

I... I need a bag... *puke*

All this emo crap is making me puke. If you want to cut yourself so badly - stop posting here and finish the job woman.


No, seriously. Why cut yourself if you'll still be able to defend your peers from jokes after? Makes no sense whatsoever.


I laughed at this joke, keep it up Liam!

Not too sure, but I think Diazepam just lost at life. Also, after reading his whole post, I died a little inside.

Bro tip: when diazepam makes large posts, never ever read them. They're bad. MmmmmmK?


I already knew this, thank goodness.


Hi John!

Yuck, never heard about this one... I only read up to 1298... Good thing I know now, though, since I'm sure Diazepam isn't done making posts like this...