Once again i walk up the hill to Vault, this time prepared to fight me, He stands up upon seeing me.

We begin to close the distance in our dance of death, my twin daggers in hand, and leap at him, in mid jump he smacks me down but i relentlessly spring into the air behind him and make a precise cut, unfortunately it is a bit off and takes off nothing more then a bit of hair. Upon landing i launch forward both blades extended and bring them into his back. He staggers forwards, i pull out my daggers and bring them down through his spine paralyzing him. I kick the still body off the hill.

Fishy Hill.

Having learned it from Tenkai, you just hit an afterimage. The real me comes forth from the ground, easily grabbing you by the neck, and I instantly break it. Still, I know you are a fish to beware of, so I take all of your daggers and Spartan kick you out of my hill. Then return to my throne.


MY HILL!!!

As you sit on your throne on top of the hill I posion your grapes. Next morning, as your grape feeder drops those sweet, awesome, poisoned juicy grapes into your mouth I challenge you to a dual with the hill at stake. You accept and I ass pommel you since you die of the poison half way through.

/my hill

I take the anti-venom without you noticing, and when we duel I fake my death. While you celebrate, I stab you in the shnucks. I proceed to my throne, triumphant yet again.


MY HILL!

Ahh, but they just false shnucks.. I drop my real ones and then creep up behind you as you sit on your throne eating exotic fruit. I then knife you and steal your dog tags (BF3 FTW!)

/mah hill

I hate BF3, so it is automatically erased from existance. Now, using Ferr3t's real shnucks, I hit ghossfeld with them, in an instant KO. I then proceed to put my mahogany throne where it belongs: at the top of the hill. I now use ghossfeld as a stepping pad for my feet, as I kick em high on his broken back.


MY HILL!!!
PS: Doesnt any1 get the Mahogany joke?... Mahogany...

Then I am the first person to escape a black hole, as I emerge, scratchless, come back to Earth, and just to kick your ass. And that is what I literally do, as I catch you staring at my mahogany throne, which sends you flying and crashing with the ground with enough force to speed up the rotation of the Earth to double it's original speed. Lucky you, I am powerful enough to set the speed to normal. Yet, you end up at the other side of the planet, far far away from my hill.

And yes, it is MY HILL!!!