ThyLastPenguin wrote:
Why do my parents hate me?
Am I doing it right?
Will I stop asking questions before you stop answering?
I don't hate you son, I just dislike you.
Yes, you are.
Probably not.
Jake wrote:
Kenny when is the apocalypse?
Whenever I determine that to be.
etartios wrote:
I'm I invisible around here?
Yes, you are.
Jake wrote:
Kenny where are you?
Sleeping off a sinus infection.
vaultdweller101 wrote:
Why does everyone on spam ignore me till I come with a smartbutt comment? (And they all hate afterwards?)
Because you're a terrible troll.
gunsgunsguns wrote:
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a mime commits suicide, does he use a silencer?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green, and a lemon called a yellow?
If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?
How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
1. Because of black people.
2. Yes.
3. Both at the same time.
4. China is not in debt, and neither is Norway, and a few other countries.
5. Because we're rebels when it comes to naming things.
6. Read the ingredients. Don't use deductive logic/reasoning.
7. They can feel it, it's not like sense of touch is gone.
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