ok many of us played with pokemon cards growing up
everyone use current or make up your own to battle

lets battle, everyone

everybody destroy the pokemon above you and remeber to have fun
please no more that 3 pokemon at one time

anything goes, even chuck norris uses round house kick, or asister uses gas attack, or llona uses her beauty

EX.
i select my pokie-ball, i throw out charmander,
i place him in defence mode, <protects me from the persons that post next>
{charmander uses wing sheild}

i select my other pokie-ball
then i place Mew in attack mode <attacks the person above me>
{mew uses cut}


now im ready for whom ever come next, ill use my example for my first move

I select my poke-ball. I throw out mankey.
I place him in automatic mode <he does what he wants>
(mankey tells a story)

Chapter 1: My mankey

It's christmas

ur family is poor.

ur dad is like "son i kno u wanted a pokemon so i worked extra hours for 6 month to get u one but u gotta wait till xman mornin lol"

then ur like "holy chick YES"

then xmas morn comes and ur like opening ur present

and inside is a *CENSORED* manky

and ur dads like "congrats on ur pokemon son"

and ur like "but dad i dont even like mankeys"

then ur dad shoot himself

then ur mankey dies

and ur very hungry


chapter 2: BBQ

so its summer vacation and ur dads like "son we will have a bbq to celebrate ur summer vacaycay"

and ur like "ok dad thnx ill invite sum over some friends "

and then ur dad and u and ur friends are like chillin the back yeard

and then ur frends are like "where are the burgers man"

and ur dad is like "comin right up!!!"

and then when the burgers are done ur friends are like "what the shucks these are so gross im not eating this blip"

and ur dad is like "YOU WILL EAT YOUR MANKEY BURGERS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT BECAUSE I SPENT ALL OF OUR FAMILY SAVINGS ON MANKEY MEAT"

and ur like "wait wheres my mankey"


chapter 3: hankey mankey

so its monday morning and ur like trying to do math homework

and ur mankey is like jumpin on the table and stuff

and ur like "chill out trucking mankey"

and hes like "make me ur not my real dad"

and ur like "suck it mankey"

and then he

and then ur dad walks in and hes like "oh gods what hav i done why i buy you this darn mankey! i know you would dissapoint me"

and then mankey is like "chill the *CENSORED* out lol"

and then ur like "shucks away mankey just get the buck off the table let me do my homework"

and ur dad is like "ur so lucky ur mom is dead to not see this son..."

and then ur mankey evolves while it is doing that and its like "PRIMAPE"

and it bites it off


chapter 4: halloween

so ur tricker treating on halloween night

and mankey is like "dude let me come i love candy and i make a pirate costume please man"

and ur like "ok whatever mankey"

and then ur like ringing on a door bell

and the people in the house answer your ring at the door and mankeys like "*********"

and then they dont give you candy because mankey was so rude and ur like "mankey cut the phit"

then he does it again and ur like "seriously mankey ill step on you"

and he does it again and ur like "i'ave had enough of ur whip mankey"

and then ur dad is like "but son you cant abandan ur mankey because i spent so much money on it"

and then the mankeys like "haha sucker"

and then you are stuck with mankey forever


chatper 5: step mankey

so ur sleeping right

and then you wake up and mankey is lying in front of u naked and hes like "so what we gonna do?"

and ur like "mankey i dont even like mankeys that much"

and then hes like "i seen the way you stare at my sitting muscles"

and ur like "mankey please get a clothes on ur depressing me! what if my dad sees!!!"

then ur dad walks in and hes like "oh my gosh what are you doing to ur mankey"

and ur like "dad mankey was just being naked its not even my fault i dont even like mankeys"

and hes like "you dont always get what u want you gotta settle for a mankey sometimes"

and then mankeys still naked and hes like "how about it man"

and then ur dad and the mankey

and then mankey and dad get married

and then mankey is ur step mom


chapter 6: mankeys revenge day...

so ur in the back yard playin on your gameboy because its 2 noisy inside right

and ur mankey is like "dude come inside you mastpole" and ur just like "no mankey"

and then mankey pulls out a gun

and ur like "ok calm down mankey"

and then mankey is like "i wont shoot you bro"

and ur like "oh thank my god"

and then he pulls ur dad out and hes like "i will shoot ur shunking dad if you dont come inside beach"

and ur like "mankey why are you doing this to me i dont understand please just stop it!"

and ur dad is like "i am sorry son" and then mankey shoots him

then mankey is like "u see that bleach that was ur fault"

and then ur gameboy runs out of bUnsubscribe forumatterys

worst. day. ever


chapter 7: bath

so ur dirty because yo played some whiffle ball the morning

and you decide on taking a bath

so ur running the water

but no water comes out instead its just mankeys coming out of the fountain

and then the m ankeys all cover you and start pinching you

and soon you are suffocated by mankeys and you cant even reach the tap to turn it off

then ur mankey walks in the bathroom and hes like "ok guys do it when i say go"

and ur like "mankey why do u even talk english this is bullshot"

and then mankeys like "go"

and then every mankey

the running all over you and mankey is like "you like that dont u u dirty little"

and ur like mankey what the shucks

and mankey starts

and then all the mankeys

and then ur pregnant

and u give birth to

but the mankeys have ur dads face


chapter 9 fight

so ur like "well now i have a pokemon time to fight a jim leader"

and mankeys like "dude i pretty much kill all the jims"

and ur like "ok lets kill brock"

and mankeys like "hey brock wanna do yerion with me"

and brock is like "no mankey"

and then mankey shoots brock and ur like "mankey what the shucks"

and then ur like "i mean pokemon battle"

and then onix is like "ONNIIICCCSSSS"

and ur like "bucks lol"

and mankey is like "chill bro i got this one"

and then mankey uses flame thrower and its onix's weakness

its super effecting

onix is like ONNICCCSSS and then he is like "ok u win mankey... u kill my brock and now u kill me..."

and then we got the coal badge and mankeys like "now we can smash rocks"

and im like "i will smash you like a rock u damn mankey!"


champter 10: operation freedom

so mankey gets in a car crash and he needs a skin transplant

and ur dad is like "do u really like ur mankey"

and ur like "hes ok i gess"

and then ur dads like "ok i will donate my skin to ur mankey"

and then ur mankey gets ur dads skin in a surgey operation and he feels better but ur dad dies

and ur like "i miss my dad"

and mankeys like "shut up i AM ur dad" and he looks like ur dad cuz he has his skin"

and ur like "mankey cant u see im sad about my dad die"

and then mankey gets a loner and hes like "ur tears only make me harder"

and then ur like mankey why you do this"

and then mankey gets his i you and ur like "NO MANKEY NOT AGAIN"

and then mankey

and ur like "NO MANKEY NO MANK MAMK STOP"

and then hes like "IM UR DAD LOL"

i put admin andrew on the feild

he avoids everything
then he uses epic andrew kick with his boot of fire

then andrew is in defence with the llona cover human sheild

i use arceus. he uses judgement while i keep switching out plates. the earth is destroyed.

i use Tenkai, he flashes you and you die from seeing your self on the feild of battle

i then put tenkai in a basket of bread for defence

Derailing your own thread. Awesome.


I throw out Mewtwo, Arceus is a *CENSORED*.


He uses psy beam and obliterates Tenkai.


I jump in joy and move on to Lavender town.

I throw my Pokeball... everyone watches in silence as the tension rises in the air. Out of the white flash came.... CHUCK NORRIS!!!!

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Pokemon do not exist anymore. They existed along time ago, but not anymore.

THE END