Your lawyer drops dead before anything happens. I then proceed to chloroform you and drop you in the middle of a rainforest.
MY HILL.

as you drop him he grabs your ankle pulling you with you him... you 2 are never found nor do you ever see your precious hill ever again .

My hill

I still have my vanishing device.... and All these time I was working on planting it all around the HIll...

The HIll now gets transformed... Walls all Round and ONly three authorized insides allowed.... THe walls cant be broken even by nuclear bombs and hydrogen bombs... cause they dont are strenthened by control rods which stops nuclear reaction and so all your explosives are wasted....

NOw all i do is activate my vanishing device, vanishing all of you and your subjects to (nowhere) other end of world.... and then claim the hill.....
From now on you need to find real cooler ways to break into the hill and claim it....

For e.g. (Dont Use this) I become a guard in your service.... when you were not careful I sneak in and make you my prisoner and take the hill.....

PS No choppers allowed...

I went on an intensive training spree with Tali al Ghul and became Squirrelman.....so named because Aister killed my parents, in his desperate and fruitless search for everyone's Loli, when he unleashed a ravenous and rabid horde of squirrels over the world.

With my array of secret assassin techniques and high tech equipment such as my squirellmobile and my cloaking device, i break through your control rod strengthed, yet structurally weak, walls while my stealth bombers and predator missiles (never excluded these) destroy every thing on the inside.

I then proceed to search out every room to find you cowereing behind your straw mattress unable to do anything but watch as i beat the living s*** out of you and hand you over to the proper authorities.

MY HILL

I use your one weakness.....I leave a poisoned nut outside your door 50 years later and your old habits come back and you eat it and die. MY HILL

Remember the fortress is destroyed so there is no door. Also, you obviously dont know about Batman. Batman does not eat whatever bats eat and i dont eat nuts. Also squirrels have an excellent sense of smell so i could detect the poison. Your entire argument is invalid. I'm ashamed

MY HILL

I return from the gates of oblivion( elder scrolls IV) and with the already broken laws of physics i supernova beetlegeuse and form another black hole. It is impossible fOr two to exist at the same time right next to each other. Their forces of gravity are two much to handle splitting the earth in 2 .me and the hill on one side and the rest of the world on the other( big hill) thereby seperating us with the infinite emptiness of space between us.

One of the blackholes got too powerful and sucked you up into it sending you back to space in 1957 and causing the other black hole to get too powerful destroying them both and allowing me to legally claim the hill again. MY HILL

Having sent me back to 1957, i am able to tutor the baby Osama bin Laden born in March of the same year thereby exacting my revenge 50 years later before he dies thereby erasing anything you would ever have done.

My hill