Oh. Then I shall make 20 clones and send them to Japan, so I can learn about the basics of the culture and not let that stuff confuse me anymore. Also:



1 clone: For *cough* special purposes *cough*

1 clone: To go to school for me

1 clone: To make my food

1 clone: To do all my work

1 clone: To go to the store for me

1 clone: To go shopping with me

500 clones: To take over random houses, get situated there and use the computers to play battle dawn. Eventually I get a network so strong that I make so many multis and farm so many ops that I become invincible.

5 clones: Especially smart, used to discretely extract money from rich people's bank accounts and then send the money to my paypal, which will be unhackable with dozens of security questions, the answers being locked up in a safe controlled by these guys.

10,000 clones: My very loyal and honest, yet skilled personal hackers. Is a mix of 5,000 girls and 5,000 boys, so the group can reproduce quickly if I need to launch a huge DDOS attack or something.

250 clones: My personal bodyguards

100,000 clones: Specifically created to all vote for Ron Paul. Comes with their own super pac funded by me, so they can slander all other candidates relentlessly. They will be destroyed or drafted to my military when Ron Paul wins the election.

50,000 clones: A huge network of bodyguards that stretches all around the world. I will give them the necessary funding to put security cameras near all my favorite celebrities, my friends and family, so in case their in any immediate danger, they can instantly tell me and the others and take appropriate action. Ever since their creation, they've eaten nothing but veggies, fruit and lean meat, and have been put on a strict exercise regiment to develop the lean and muscular bodies demanded by this job.

500,000 clones: My personal military. Their equipped with the latest weaponry, and go through intense training. They fight for good, and only good. Especially since I don't need money or oil or anything.

10 clones: Really hot muscular clones. I usually spend my days touching and licking them. Hellllllllllllllllllll yes.

1 clone: To be my absolutely bf. I could say *CENSORED* you and there would be no fight. No drama crap either.

50 clones: I send these clones a weekly $10,000 check and they use 50% of it to buy reds and give them all to me.

100 clones: To take over local factories so I can get clothes and shoes before they're even heard of.

10 clones: My personal mafia. Can be identified by an excessive use of hair gel and cologne, Italian accent and short temper.

50 clones: They're going to fly to Las Vegas and send me back any money they make. They will stay there permanently.

1 clone: Personal hitman.

100 clones: Take money from people that don't deserve it and send it all to charities.

1 clone: Is very persuasive, will convince my crush to let me do things to him. <3 MIC. Most important clone

sup-kun, u forgot all those good old days

Dyls, the world would by dysfunctional.

you just accidentally the sentence.


too much self love in dyl's plans x.x

it shows desperation...

1 trillion clones for world domination and other purposes

And I'm selfish

i thought of you too we could swap clones for a bit or we dont need the clones

if you have so many clones then who and or what are you and your clones going to reproduce with? each other?

me and my clones like the ladies........

and heres another question:

you clone is what age of your life, like if really you are 34, then is your clone 34 or 21?

if its an exact copy of you then it will be the same age as you