Then I shall be the king of the underground hill

I win! My hill.

I take Random's car. It reeks of booze and Chinese food and there's a half smoked marijuana joint. Probably why he's been acting to silly and foolish. I drive to the hill. No, I drive into the hill since he made his house his hill as he was too lazy to renovate it in any way and instead hired newbs to move it for him.


My hill.

and upon impact you die. i bury you in the nearby graveyard and write upon your gravestone: "lol you mad bro?"

my hill

D: dont bring my truck into it

My hill due to emotional issues

now, now, tell the doctor your problems.

we find ourselves in a psychiatric help center. you sit on a couch and boo hoo while i watch american idol.after you finally get done i pull out some pictures. what does this look like? a duck. ok and this? a boat. ok an- WHOOPS how'd that get in there? *shuffles pictures*at the end of the day i get bored and KO you with a hammer and return to my mansion on the hill.

my hill

You realize American Idol doesn't start for a couple months now. You go insane. But don't worry, you're in just the right place. Meanwhile an elite branch of the army invades your private mansion and destroys everything of value, before taking the hill. I use the aforementioned martian technology to kill all the guards and make them personal slaves of mine, incapable of feeling loyalty to anyone but me for all eternity.


My hill.

until they see donuts

My hill

no. gtfo *random slinks back to the valley after being punished for his behavior* i then use the force to crush the gaurds into rag doll-like forms. you scream in terror and try to run but trip on a bug. i drag you off to a room where things happen and you are never heard from again.

my hill

You dare allow yourself to be beaten by Tenkai? Bah. I come back from the.... no wait, I was always alive because I'm awesome like that. I develop a Freddy Krueger like persona and methodically murder Tenkai's family. When the time comes I race to his hill in a pink sports car while the radio plays 'Girls just wanna have fun'. At the top, a battle ensues. It's sad because I'm like the wizard and he's like the hobbit. Literally, he's as short as a hobbit. I use my abnormally large and powerful staff to spew out magical liquid and mist as him. He disintegrates and I collapse on the spot. I die, but I die knowing I fought valiantly.


MY HILL