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dylsupreme1
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Post subject: Re: King of the hill Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:46 pm |
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Joined: Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:54 pm Posts: 2353 Location: Got 99 problems but location ain't one Gender: male
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Ninja posts shouldn't exist because it sucks that I took all the time to write that and you just wrote one little thing. I thought they were joking too..... Mah hill. 
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Tenkai
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Post subject: Re: King of the hill Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:49 pm |
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Joined: Fri May 06, 2011 2:20 pm Posts: 2198 Location: right here obviously Gender: female
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dylsupreme1 wrote: Ninja posts shouldn't exist because it sucks that I took all the time to write that and you just wrote one little thing. I thought they were joking too..... Mah hill.  umadbro? pssh. this...this... peon is trying to take MY hill? how laughable. my helghast gaurds quickly drag you away while i pour myself some chocolate milk. my hill
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maxattack
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Post subject: Re: King of the hill Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:52 pm |
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Joined: Wed May 26, 2010 8:09 pm Posts: 1895 Location: Look behind you. Theres a shadow. Look at where it is. It isnt me Gender: male
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Your my servant. I order you to jump of the cliff and into ice-cream land, where monsters from under your bed will eat you. I get up and walk over, destroying your guards with my CATs, RES, Spamoids, and phasoids. You never stood a chance. We march in and take your hill, making it mine and setting up 20 ft. tall iron walls with electrical currents. I put Dyl in a space ship and launch him to mars.
Meh hill
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Tenkai
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Post subject: Re: King of the hill Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:57 pm |
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Joined: Fri May 06, 2011 2:20 pm Posts: 2198 Location: right here obviously Gender: female
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after defeating my many childhood horrors, i make a trip to walmart.
rubber gloves? check. corkscrews and drills? check. i tape the rubber gloves together to make myself a stylish electric proof suit. i then start drilling into the bottom of the hill. 24 ticks later i arrive in your kitchen. i wander around and find you fapping furiously. pic taken. blackmail drives you away.
my hill
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maxattack
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Post subject: Re: King of the hill Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:59 pm |
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Joined: Wed May 26, 2010 8:09 pm Posts: 1895 Location: Look behind you. Theres a shadow. Look at where it is. It isnt me Gender: male
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I steel the picture in the middle of the night, replacing it with picture of you sucking your thumb. I grab my spamoids and charge, blowing up the amusement park and making you cry. You run away, and i rebuild it and invite dyl for tea and some cake. We eat happily and i blow him up. I than skip away in the sunset.
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Tenkai
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Post subject: Re: King of the hill Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:03 pm |
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Joined: Fri May 06, 2011 2:20 pm Posts: 2198 Location: right here obviously Gender: female
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little did you know that these 'cakes' were actually pie. FOOL! the cake is a lie! the pie's sweetness enters your bloodstream, causing a massive sugar rush. after running around in a circle at high speed for about 5 hours we find nothing left of you but your shoes. i then put your shoes on.
my hill
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dylsupreme1
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Post subject: Re: King of the hill Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:04 pm |
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Joined: Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:54 pm Posts: 2353 Location: Got 99 problems but location ain't one Gender: male
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That was in your imagination Max. I was on mars the whole time while you were safely at home trying to prevent the inevitable soiling of your pants.
I greet the martians on mars and quickly gain popularity, using what's called the Obama technique. Yes, false promises work on other species too. I rise to the top and become president, only to abandon my post 4 days later and fly back to earth on an expensive and rare spaceship filled with rare medals and amazing artifacts and documents from early times that describe everything about life and the universe. Ironically I land right in front of the Smithsonian. Not allowing time to be wasted though, I grab my ipod touch and play hit em up while car jacking somebody. It's a prius but It will have to do for now. I drive to the hill. Odd, it seems to be perfectly normal. No snow or trees or animals, it seems totally devoid of life. Suits Tenkai well. On my Ipod I look up emo jokes on google. I frantically run to the top of the hill while 'eye of the tiger' plays in the background. Once I reach there 14 days later I taunt Tenkai relentlessly with emo jokes and bring back painful childhood memories. While he's blinded from excessive tear formation I take out an mp40 and use every bullet on Tenkai. I sigh dramatically and collapse in the huge throne of King of the Hill.
My hill.
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SkittlesYum
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Post subject: Re: King of the hill Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:07 pm |
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Joined: Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:02 pm Posts: 742 Location: Milwaukee, WI Gender: male
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Random
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Post subject: Re: King of the hill Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:08 pm |
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Joined: Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:16 pm Posts: 578 Gender: male
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I win mainly because i didnt just waste 10 minutes of my life posting a story I just say
MY HILL!!!
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Tenkai
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Post subject: Re: King of the hill Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:12 pm |
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Joined: Fri May 06, 2011 2:20 pm Posts: 2198 Location: right here obviously Gender: female
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*facepalm* you who cannot do better than that, is not worthy of owning the foundation of the world. now i banish you to the valley under the hill where wannabes lurk. shoo.
my hill
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