1st off going to some1s gf is very low dude so if i was you i would never go there AGAIN
2nd i already stopped time so you cant stop time and do anything yourself at all

MAH HILL

ok well you grow old as we all stay the same, you are on you death bed and your time piece stops working, we all are still younge and you are old, we kill you then we fight over the hill, I WIN

MY HILL

lol you really think i am dumb enough to stop time forever? lol sorry but i unfroze time for that not even half a second to kill you and with your reaction trying to figure out what was going on you died before you even had a chance to do anything

MAH HILL

i get draged off the hill by a mad scientist, he revives my like frankenstien

i live

then i have him make me a zombie army that can never die

we march up the hill, you try to freeze time again but i brought a jammer to jam you

we sworm on you and the zombies eat you

MY HILL

Since I am god of the hill, I once again relocate it far away from the zombie horde, I then reclaim my hill.

sorry but since i had won the 1st 2 hills with ease the hills follow me now and do what i say

MAH HILL

I created the Hill, they will not follow you unless I am nowhere to be found.

I smite ye! (1000 lighting bolts hit you at the same time, the ground opens up and the souls of 100 billion sinners pulls you down, you boil during the fall and then you are devoured and cast into tartarus where you are torchered by stange beasts until the end of time.)

My hill.

worlds largest lightening rod to capture all of the lightening then to finish it off i wack you with it and burn you to a crisp right after

MAH HILL

sends in a bunch of elephant seals to blob you to death

MY HILL

realeses a bunch of mice and your elephants run away in fear

MAH HILL