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Post subject: Chuck Norris Jokes  Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:30 am |
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1.Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of chuck Norris is logic.
2. Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
3. Chuck norris can sharp light sabers.
4. Chuck Norris can answer a missed call
5. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Lets reach 100
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Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:49 am |
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When chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet... The water gets chuck norris.
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Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:41 am |
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7. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
8. Chuck Norris's email account is [email protected]
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Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:44 am |
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7 is already down
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Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:56 am |
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9- Chuck Norris once had a heart attack... the heart lost.
10- Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
11- Chuck Norris once peed into a gas tank as a joke. We know know that gas tank as Optimus Prime.
12- The Boogeyman always checks under the bed for Chuck Norris.
13- It is said Chuck Norris once got mad at a MacDonalds for nor serving the food he wanted, and he roundhouse kicked it so hard it became a Wendy's
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Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:29 am |
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I hate chuck norris jokes but ok.
Chuck Norris is his own consultant.
Satan calls Chuck Norris sir.
Chuck Norris saw evil, spoke evil, and heard evil. Then he gave evil a sharp roundhouse kick to the head.
Yay for telling jokes nobody's heard 40,000 times! *Cough*
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Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:57 am |
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Chuck Norris has a below average sized penis.
Last edited by Ryan on Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:52 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:37 pm |
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18. chuck norris went to the virgin islands and we he came back they were just the islands
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Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:42 pm |
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none."
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die
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Post subject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:20 pm |
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.......
Twice
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