ninja0 wrote:
If you visited spam earlier, you'd know I was immortal

Along with, LC, Shelton, and Tenk.
Definitions
1. Not subject to death or decay, having perpetual life.
2. Having everlasting fame; remembered throughout time.
3. everlasting; perpetual; constant.
4. Of or relating to immortal beings or concepts.
5. Any supernatural being worshipped as controlling some part of the world or some aspect of life or some personification of a force.
You never specified what you meant by immortal. Also, I don't see how cheese, even if it has the ability to talk, can be immortal since it is technically not a living being. You, my dear talking cheese ninja friend, fail.