ok here are the 3 easy rules to know this
1.if the word starts with a vowel (a,e,i,o,u, and sometimes y) just put way at the end of the word e.g. egg -> eggway
2.if it starts with a constanant put the constanant at the end of the word and put ay e.g. lag -> aglay
3.if the word starts with 2 or more constanants take both of them and put them at the end and put ay e.g. brain -> ainbray
simple as that congratulaitons you learned a language no one speaks!!!

Your right no "one" speaks it. you speak it but your a robot