Forum rules
1.) No trolling. If you cant have fun without being a jerk to others, find some other forum to QQ
2.) No inappropriate/vulgar/sexually explicit posting. Staff reserves the right to deem anything they see fit as inappropriate.
3.) Have fun and don't post anything not geared at having fun!
4.) Please respect staff members and their decisions at all times. If you cannot accept a staff or moderator decision, please appeal to admin Seth.
| Author |
Message |
|
Maolain
|
Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake  Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:27 am |
|
Joined: Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:41 pm
Posts: 232
Location: Chicago
Gender: male
|
|
I shoot daerduo and eat the cake.
_________________
Maolain
Tiger Omega
Chainbreaker
Mirage
Midnight Templar
Midnight Shield
retired mentor and a proud member of SoLD
|
|
| Top |
|
|
daerduo
|
Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:30 am |
|
Joined: Tue May 24, 2011 6:20 am
Posts: 576
|
|
Disregarding Maolain's post, please read original post.
The Cake sees through your disguise. The Cake sees through all disguises. It proceeds to call upon the pizza to kill you, upon the Brother Act of the Food Alliance. Death by pepperoni.
I tell the cake so many bad jokes so it will faint.
_________________
|
|
| Top |
|
|
tellerofpointedstones
|
Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:28 am |
|
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:25 pm
Posts: 2443
|
|
Failure to capitalize The Cake results in you exploding inwards.
I offer The Cake The Hill in exchange for it to let me eat it. It agrees.
_________________
Socialite. Has-been.
No matter how long I have been gone, my heart will lead me back here.
|
|
| Top |
|
|
daerduo
|
Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:36 am |
|
Joined: Tue May 24, 2011 6:20 am
Posts: 576
|
Just me being a douche, but in the future, don't state the outcome of your action (it agrees). Leave it open ended, but I'll play with it this time.  The Cake agrees and proceeds to take the hill. When you try to eat it, The Cake, now with the Ultimate Power of The Hill infused within it, explodes outwards while retaining its structure through a process of recreating it in a different dimension, compacting the dimension into the location of The Cake and exploding The Cake, thus creating an explosion while remaining the original Cake intact.I try to lasso The Cake.
_________________
|
|
| Top |
|
|
Tenkai
|
Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:02 pm |
|
Joined: Fri May 06, 2011 2:20 pm
Posts: 2198
Location: right here obviously
Gender: female
|
daerduo wrote: Disregarding Maolain's post, please read original post.
The Cake sees through your disguise. The Cake sees through all disguises. It proceeds to call upon the pizza to kill you, upon the Brother Act of the Food Alliance. Death by pepperoni.
I tell the cake so many bad jokes so it will faint. it didnt see thru my female cake disguise  you catch it,but it swings its body like a frosting covered belly dancer,and you lose your grip on the rope sending you flying into a café where you get stoned from drinking tea...  i put the cake to sleep with a tainted earl grey
_________________
Pretty much dead account
|
|
| Top |
|
|
javierbs
|
Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:51 pm |
|
Joined: Sun May 31, 2009 9:37 pm
Posts: 555
Gender: male
|
The Cake doesn't sleeps, I mean, it's a cake. QED.  Then the cake proceeds to teleport you to soviet rusia, where:  I then proceed to lure the cake out of Rusia with a fake letter of a nice female-cake and dig a pit fall trap with a net at the end to capture it.
_________________
|
|
| Top |
|
|
Tenkai
|
Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:21 pm |
|
Joined: Fri May 06, 2011 2:20 pm
Posts: 2198
Location: right here obviously
Gender: female
|
javierbs wrote: The Cake doesn't sleeps, I mean, it's a cake. QED. Then the cake proceeds to teleport you to soviet rusia, where: I then proceed to lure the cake out of Rusia with a fake letter of a nice female-cake and dig a pit fall trap with a net at the end to capture it. cheap spin off rip off of my idea! its copyrighted! it doesnt fall for it after its last incident,it hates women and never comes making you cry i drop a 2000 ton cage on top of hit
_________________
Pretty much dead account
|
|
| Top |
|
|
javierbs
|
Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:31 pm |
|
Joined: Sun May 31, 2009 9:37 pm
Posts: 555
Gender: male
|
You go in the cage to check, but The Cake has used the...... Replacemnt Justsu I present the Cake to the portal gun!!! I portal place a portal in my mouth and the other under the Cake....
_________________
|
|
| Top |
|
|
Tenkai
|
Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:34 pm |
|
Joined: Fri May 06, 2011 2:20 pm
Posts: 2198
Location: right here obviously
Gender: female
|
The Cake jumps and throws a chair in the portal.....  i sing a hypnotic song to lure the cake to my plate
_________________
Pretty much dead account
|
|
| Top |
|
|
daerduo
|
Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:34 pm |
|
Joined: Tue May 24, 2011 6:20 am
Posts: 576
|
|
The Cake is too large to fit in your mouth. It rips your jaws out and falls back out. Feeling insulted, The Cake stares at you, and the sheer madness of the stare drives you mad.
FU post interception
I burn The Cake, which would make it faint and then I could eat it.
_________________
|
|
| Top |
|
|
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum
|
|
