I break the cycle.

I wish simmen wasn't admin so he could join tsk.

wish granted but he overthrows you and becomes leader

i wish you recognised sarcasm when you read it

GASP. That evil pink pony!!
Granted, but then you finally realized that all of ferret's proclamations of love towards you were sarcasm.

I wish i could get skype at work.

I WONT BELIEVE THAT!

granted but it crashes often

i wish for you to be a tako-head (lets see if you know what tako is)

Tako may refer to:
Tako, Chiba, a town in Japan
Tako (band), a former Yugoslav symphonic rock band
Tako hiki, a Japanese knife used to prepare sashimi
Tako, the Japanese word for "octopus"
Tako, the Japanese word for "kite"
Tako, the Japanese word for "callus"
Tako, the Swahili word for "Buttock"
Takoyaki, a type of dumpling
TAKO is an acronym for four unrecognized breakaway regions in the former Soviet Union: Transnistria, Abkhazia, Karabakh, and Ossetia
Tako, Thung Tako - Chumphon Province, Thailand
TaKO, an Android application for shopping
Tako, a type of eyeshadow by the Sugarpill company; it's vegan

Granted. My head is now a town in Japan.

i wish for a decent pic that i can use to make a sig for jav.

i was refering to the octopus

granted but it costs waaaaasy more than what you would like to pay

i wish i'd stop reading the romance manga (yes I admit I read them nothing wrong with that....shut up duo)

granted but then your powdered milk maker starts going rusty because you don't use it anymore. And it's not like anyone else does.

I wish for people to stop misinterpreting my comments.

I DONT READ THEM FOR THAT *PUNCHES*

then work on re wording

i wish for ice cream

you know you do, tenk.
Hmmm...tough one. Granted but it starts melting and then you get that nasty white cream on your pants, and this time it DOESN'T smell of ferret. After all, have you ever heard of ferret flavored ice cream?

I wish for myself not to be so intimidated by the team i'm leading. o.0