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tellerofpointedstones · **Joined:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:25 pm **Posts:** 2445

Read the sign my boy. It says "Property of simrnen." Not simmen. Now...who is Simrnen? My cousin? 0.o I shall take the hill on his behalf then.

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simmen · **Posted:** Mon Jul 04, 2011 7:32 am

There, I corrected the sign -.-

Now leave my hill!!

tellerofpointedstones · **Joined:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:25 pm **Posts:** 2445

Under state laws blah blah blah, its illegal to correct a sign or you will blah blah blah, blah blah blah be sent to jail.

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Xionzre · **Posted:** Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:18 am

If we're talking legal
I'm a law student

I find legal loopholes and kick your behind's off the hill

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daerduo · **Joined:** Tue May 24, 2011 6:20 am **Posts:** 576

lawyer, huh?
Well, that means youre definitely not going to heaven. XD And with that realization, you stagger off to become a monk.

My hill.

Tenkai · **Posted:** Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:31 am

enough legal talk! off the hill or ill nuke this random guy :evil:

*you leave*

fraggers hill

littleconqueror · **Posted:** Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:54 pm

*loads up bazooka* leave or i blow u up and take the hill either way

MY HILL

javierbs · **Posted:** Mon Jul 04, 2011 6:56 pm

"Ok I am bored with all this idle hill fighting. Let all make peace and be friends, ok?" I say.
You look at each other and then all at me, then you scream at the same time "NO!"
I sigh and go away as you all try to kill each other for the hill.
Days later, while I got the hill, you all recieve a letter that says: "Dear everyone, let's settle the whole hill thing Gather at the hill, we will discuss it. Then there will be cake. Cheers, javierbs"

You all own your own, as a strange coincidence come to the same decision: that you will go to the meeting, but will not go there to discuss, the invite is the perfect excuse to go into the hill without worrying of the defenses.

You are all passed to a waiting room, until everyone arrives. The room has kind of a futuristic look in it, but you pay no attention to that. As the last one arrives, a robotic female voice says "Aperture labs and Javierb's weapon manufactrue would like you to welcome you to this meeting, There has been a slight change of plans and we will serve the cake first. We will bake you now, thanks for your participation"

The room locks it's self. There is no escape. Curiously enough, you all had weapons on you (hmm good it was a peaceful, diplomatic encounter ha

) Despite all your frenetic attemps (escape attemps include, but are not limited to: Ninja out, Karate-chop the door, guns, explosive, more explosive, using tenkai's head to colapse the door, laser asking the door to open nicely, asking the door to open in a rude way, round house kicking the wall, and using a portal gun) to escape, niether the wall nor the doors will even show marks of damage. The place start getting hot. And I mean real hot, you may think it as a day on a beach, but it's more like a sunday walk over the sun's surface.

"Aperture labs is happy to inform you that all apreture products can withstand a up to 50,0000 Celsius. All attemps to cause damage to the walls and doors are also futile. Enjoy the cake."

I watch you burn thourgh a monitor, miles away from the hill. "Now I will be the only one standing. BWAHAHAHAHA!" I think. "But lets make sure that no one survives"
I then proceed to (using various and complicated methods) blow off the hill area, black hole it, and get it back up, send it to another alternate universe, nuke it. Return it to this universe, lose it somewhere in time, find it again, lose it, re-arrange the particules of the said area to dog food, feed it to a dog, vaporize the dog, re-arrange the dog's particules randomly, bury the particules and fed them to bacteria.

I then take another hill and put a heavy array of defense that include but are not limited to: Missles, fences, radars, ion cannon, anti organic matter ray, a maze around the new hill, an annoying old woman who tells boring stories and wont let you leave until you hear them.

So MEH HILL

Tenkai · **Posted:** Mon Jul 04, 2011 7:25 pm

millions of centuries later we're spit out of a white hole and land back on earth,but its only been a month of earth time.we all decide to team up and kill you and head towards the hill where we find you partying your lil heart out.we get by the huge 'your not on the list' guy by giving him a 'special' book to read.we come in dressed awsomely like epic peoples.and we go to your private quarters where you're sleeping and shoot you in the head.then i kill everyone else for using my head to try and bust that door down

fraggers hill

daerduo · **Joined:** Tue May 24, 2011 6:20 am **Posts:** 576

white hole?
White hole???!??
They're blue and orange.

My hill.

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