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EdwardSnowden
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Post subject: Guide how to get the NSA to spy on you  Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:15 am |
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As some of you might have heard, I've been in some problems with the NSA lately. But, those of you who have payed attention will also know that I worked for them, and had access to their methods of tracking people. And by using this, I've made a guide!
How to get tracked by the NSA: you'll never be lonely again
1. Join BattleDawn
2. Talk to arabs, americans, russian about nukes and bombs
3. Be sure to talk on skype as battledawn doesn't record your conversations
4. Use also in private conversations a military language like ETA and coordinates
5. Remember to use the words "invation" and "conquering", especially when it's about targets in america
6. Draw maps and tag them as 'attack tick 2013' and 'east-west-conflicts' or 'hostile territory' and make sure you use a lot red colored arrows
7. Even though you can see the spies on the map, the NSA can not. Be sure to tell them which areas you have agents ready to strike.
8. Work on a plan how to attack someone on battledawn, c/p this file to google translate and get it in arabic language, translate it now to hebrew and german and send all versions via skype to your alliance
9. Name your alliance after international organisations, such as UN or EU; then plan your world supremacy.
10. Last not least: Use the BD forum and if possible also FB and skype to publish a post like : I have nothing to lose. I'll commit suicid soon.
**** Congratulation, if you have followed this complete guide you are now being followed by the NSA (and probably some other secret services) ****
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Post subject: Re: Guide how to get the NSA to spy on you Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:56 am |
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Post subject: Re: Guide how to get the NSA to spy on you Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 6:17 am |
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That is what they want you to think!
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Post subject: Re: Guide how to get the NSA to spy on you Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 6:56 am |
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Post subject: Re: Guide how to get the NSA to spy on you Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 10:11 am |
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ronelm2000 wrote: Oddly enough, I do this but I never get targeted by a local secret service....maybe because there aren't any.  wat do u want? a girl come knocking on ur door and say some cliche thing like "I was abandoned, please adopt me?"
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Post subject: Re: Guide how to get the NSA to spy on you Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 10:23 am |
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aister wrote: ronelm2000 wrote: Oddly enough, I do this but I never get targeted by a local secret service....maybe because there aren't any. wat do u want? a girl come knocking on ur door and say some cliche thing like "I was abandoned, please adopt me?" That would be good; not optimal though....
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Post subject: Re: Guide how to get the NSA to spy on you Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 10:35 am |
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lOOK, THE NSA WILL NOT SHOW UP AT YOUR DOOR. bUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN MEAN THEY DON'T HEAR EVERYTHING YOU SAY!!
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Post subject: Re: Guide how to get the NSA to spy on you Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 10:36 am |
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Woops, capslock.. I'm not good with computers.
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Post subject: Re: Guide how to get the NSA to spy on you Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 10:46 am |
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EdwardSnowden wrote: lOOK, THE NSA WILL NOT SHOW UP AT YOUR DOOR. bUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN MEAN THEY DON'T HEAR EVERYTHING YOU SAY!! they don't hear though... they read
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Post subject: Re: Guide how to get the NSA to spy on you Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 11:00 am |
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