*charges tenkai jumps behind him, knifes his neck*
another 5 seconds of my time wasted, oh well


MY HILL

*head falls off and liquifies. my body absorbs it and my head reappears*

*pushes LC off the hill*

backstabs tenka literly

LC, you forgot I have a bloody sword, so punches? Really?

As LC falls uncontrollably from the hill, VD emerges from underneath and catch him. When he turns, with a million words to thank his rescuer, he notices it's VD, his smile fading quite quickly away. VD lands on the hill, and with one quick move throws LC away. "If anyone kills today it shall be me" VD says, just when Tenkai lands a dropkick on his face. "Sorry VD, but my chicken..." she starts, without noticing the evil grin under her boots. VD grabs her legs as she falls, and swings her around like a sack of potatoes, sending her crashing to a tree. In the very instant she rebounded against the tree, VD is right there and stabs her with her own heel blades. "I believe these are yours. Next time aim right instead of left" he says.

LC is flabbergasted. "I ripped your head off!" he says in astonishment. VD looks at LC with a poker head, and simply says "Im a man; I don't think with my head, so I don't need it". As LC thinks "Wait that's not right..." he finds a well-placed kick buried in his gut, and as he backs down from the hit, another kick hits him right in the side of his head, sending him flying into the air. "You're too slow!" VD says with a Sonic impersonation, and chases after him.

but you forgot me so as you are chassing LC none are left at the hill so my hill


FOR THE GLORY !!!!

Tells agonasani there's gold down on the earth.
He checks to see.
Spartan-kicks agonasani off the hill so he has a better look.


Resume epic hill fight!

Overlord Agon falls down the hill to land unharmed his armor had yet saved him while he waits for the slaughter at the end of the hill to end he than goes and kills VD who is suprised at him having survived and the Overlord Agon claims the hill for himself.
For his heroism Overlord Agon gets promoted to Warchief Agon.



FOR THE GLORY!!!!

*VD has a recess from battle in order to take a dump. However, the hill, having been raised from the ground, has its disposal pipe system broken, so the dump falls right on agonasani.*

HILL BATTLE!!!

RupertAngier after years of studying and patiently waiting has finally decided he must take this hill in order for All I'm battle dawn to survive... Fecal waste does no phase him... RupertAngier will not share this hill... RupertAngier beats chessshark at chess... Chessshark jumps off the hill to his death... The hill if finally and forever will be rupertangiers hill

"For the last time, I am the VD!!!" VD exclaims, while stuffing a chess board up Rupert's... gut. All the way to the throat. The thought of being killed by the great VD excites Rupert so much his heart explodes and he dies.

CONTINUE HILL BATTLE!!!
Tenkai, LC, if u guys don't post soon, Ima win without a challenge! ME WANTS A CHALLENGE BEFORE WINNING!!! SO FIIIIGHT COWARDS!!!
U better not b making out with each other...