I kill Vault in Risk

FISHY HILL!

I killed you dummy xD


MY HILL!!!

so, there i was...wandering through the great deserts of Spamgolia...and the it hit me like a ton of bricks. after climbing out of said bricks i found a note. it was from the hill: save me! well being a sirette i couldn't let a lovely lump of earth suffer. so i hitched a ride on simmen and now im here *telling vault story over tea in his parlor*

*Zip* Intriguing. Please go on... wait, wait a second. We're the only ones in the hill! This tea is horrible! And that can only mean you claim you came to rescue me! *Flips the table*

I LIED! i actually came to steal all teh pr0nz under your bed and deliver your head to master! then, the hill will belong to FACK once again! *evil laugh accompanied by lightning* ._. so, uh, can we like, get it on now?

The last battle left me sour. Yes, it is this sour taste that I'm loathing, every morning I wake up. The taking of the hill is not the same without a worthy rival to take it from. I had the battle of my life that day... but it is in the past now. Yet, I remember how close I was of loosing. I cannot fathom the thought of such a thing happening. My rage erupts in a sudden explosion of emotions, that spark thunders in the very earth beneath me. My soul wakes up from it's slumber, and as I watch my right arm burn, I see something being born right from it. The pain feels like it will last for centuries, yet suddenly there is no pain, and there never was. What comes out of my arm, is nothing more than a piece of me, a piece of my soul... my brand new Zanpakutou.

I receive it with great joy, and being an American homeboy, I give it it's name in English: Fury. It rejoices, as I acknowledge his name so fast. It quickly lives up to it's name: it is not an uncontrolable rage that decimates everything it comes near of: instead, it is like a needle, such concentrated anger and yet so specific, that it feels like I can split the very atoms into two even while using enough power to rival the very Sun.

Soon, my power grows even more, as it's Bankai finally reveals to me. However, only one being witnessed such beauty, and didn't survive to tell the tale. And so I await, untill he comes. Tenkai, my vivacious rival, riding a pink fat pony, descending from the sky arrives. The very earth trembles at the touch of his feet, as he smiles at my sight. I can tell, he has become yet even stronger, but he cannot even imagine how strong I have become. When our eyes meet, it is like the very space between us shimmers, unable to hold the might of our sights clashing against each other.

But I have a new partner: myself. Suddenly, there is no more a thought in my mind than to finally kill Tenkai: it is not bloodlust, as it would matter not to me if I drop his blood. It is not a desire for revenge, as I couldn't care less for what we have been through. It is a desire for me to kill him, plain and simple. No other thing controls my mind, and my blade responds to my wish. It's crimson aura shadows my surroundings, as even Tenkai himself cannot help but shudder. He can feel the intensity of my wish, and cannot comprehend what happened to the VD that happily ruled over the hill. But in the midst of this showing off, I finally break silence: I announce the beggining of my Bankai, as an incredible energy covers the entire hill.

But the energy quickly spirals, seemingly out of control, but purposedly around me, and it soon condenses into my body. When the smoke is cleared, my armor suit is gone: instead, a more primal armor covers my body. It is much lighter than my regular armor, but to this point it really doesn't matter. Tenkai's attention soon draws to the blade, which emmits an unerving, crimson glow from it's tip: it is not big, nor it is small, and Tenkai realizes, it's just the size to kill. "Crimson Fury" I name my Bankai, and right then I stand behind Tenkai. Surprised, he turns, only to see my same, unwavering face. I put my hand over his face, and I can feel his breath, surprised in it's escape, when I gently shove him like a bullet against the earth. He quickly stands up, and I can see something near to fear in his eyes.

That is besides the point. Tan killed me and u killed my 1 spot left over XD

i shoot mah portal gun at your feet and another right above you so your forever falling in the cycle.

Fishy hill!

*jett is spartan kicked away by simmen*

without much thought, i know it could easily be over if that thing touches me. i quickly strafe left, standing still would get me cut down in no time. but this lighter armor has increased vault's speed tenfold i soon realize as his sword is already coming at me. i jerk myself backwards as quickly as possible and barely manage to dodge. seizing the chance, i kick vault's sword hand after he swings in the hopes of knocking that pesky sword away.

However, this leaves my left hand open, as I grab Tenkai's leg and pull him towards me, and deliver a flurry of punches straight to his mouth, before stomping him to the ground. I then try stabbing him, but my sword meets only the ground, as he quickly rolls and delivers a kick to my gut, which sets me back a bit, and so he stands back up. I am amazed at how we are still equal up to now, but I guess we're only starting. I crack my neck, and give a wide creepy smile to Tenkai. But yet again, I am suddenly behind him, with the same smile on my face. Tenkai dashes forward, but when he turns, I am right at front of him. He sidesteps, yet now I am on his left. Suddenly, I am by the tree in the hill, eating an apple. Tenkai doesn't understand a thing, and stands confused in the middle of the plains, staring at me. I point at his pocket, and as he slides his hand into it, he discovers a note, signed by yours truly, with the words: "Catch me, if you can".

infuriated, i lunge at vault, only to tumble on the dirt. as soon as i lift my head im kicked in the cheeck, sending me flying a few feet. why? im the fastest in the universe! but i have to calm down, getting worked up won't help. i scramble onto my feet and take up my stance. i hesitate a few seconds...and start running towards vault. i throw a punch and he disappears as expected. i quickly point backwards, and see vault's suprised face. i've managed to scratch his face with my finger blades.