from the north we came, me and my mighty legion of of samurais. as i rode atop my horse i had but one goal in mind: to take back the holy land that FACK ruled for 1000 years. it had been taken by a group of barbarians known as the fishies (i wasn't impressed either) while we were away conquering other universes. i came back from my thoughts when we reached the foot of the hill. i then issued a challenge:"Come out and face us, villains! we've come to take back what is rightfully ours!"

Unfortunately, both your arguments are invalid. I ruled this world, not the fishies. You see, the fishies' power might had been infinite, but the Spam power is absolute and allmighty. You simply cannot contest against it. And, since that was your argument against me, I retain my hill. I am also not impressed by samurais, as I turn their katanas into dust before even seeing them. Your move now


MY HILL!

You obviously forgot of my psychokinesis. And my yet-hidden powers. What were you thinking, challenging me to a 1 on 1? I easily immobilize you the moment you issue the challenge, take off your claws and rip you to shreds with them.



MY HILL!

As vaultdweller annoys me for getting in the way of the appearance of FACK, i unleash my true power and melt any essence of his existance, i disrupt his vary soul and send him into a universe all his own without a hill to rule that compromises of nothing but a single person forever in the distance who yells the occaissonal compliment.

and upon our defeat of vaultdweller we see the return of FACK, our fabled foes. and it is here we amass our armies on the hill, and prepare for the battle of the ages.

And as it begins and our armies clash, Jake, Myself, and Tenkai meet face to face, and engage in a duel of epic proportions for the two of us were equal to Tenkai. The battle lasted for many days with no side gaining any advantage, when the I, the Lord Commander of the Fishy armies did the unthinkable. I called in the Magikarps and laughed as they laid waste to Tenkai and the remainder of his army.

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Unfortunately, I forced my own way out of that horrifying universe into the real one, and come just in the nick of time to save Tenkai. I now come enraged, and unleash my full powers. The earth trembles, the oceans swirl, and the heavens turn pitch black, and I simply teleport to the Hill, claim it for myself. I know let ppl either join or die. Either way,




MY HILL!