Guess who's back. Back again. Dyl is back, back. So shut the *CENSORED* up.
Darkness, despair. I lose all hope, and stop climbing the treacherous, imposing hill.
Oh wait, I'm Dylan not Tenkai.
I'm a pompous crackhead that feels the need to bombard everyone with his problems and always write in green yet won't even disclose his/her/shemale/maleshe/Zomgwhatthehellisthat/ gender. I shall climb the hill and triumph like I always do!
Oh wait, I'm Dylan not Teller.
I shall enforce the made up powers of a optimism and try to climb a hill, that I know I can't climb because I ate one too many double chocolate chip strawberries when I was little, but I'll try anyway! Go me!
Oh wait, I'm not Signlord.
I am Dylan, the undeniable owner of this hill. Be gone, or face the wrath of my guard dogs, and my army of Tracy Morgan's that will spew homophobic and racist remarks at you!