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tellerofpointedstones · **Joined:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:25 pm **Posts:** 2445

Fine, Be that way. I'll just have to shoot you off your tree with my crossbow.

My hill.

Keegan313 · **Posted:** Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:04 pm

sneak up shoot.

my hill

MmCm6 · **Posted:** Sun Aug 14, 2011 7:08 pm

I climb the Hill unopposed and I set up a lawn chair and a magic mini-fridge to watch the sunset... on my 100-inch plasma screen HDTV. Just as I was going to settle down and relax, a shot from behind me whistled past my ear, barely missing my ego-bloated noggin. It hit the TV, sending sparks and flying bits of glass everywhere. Enraged, I pop out from the chair and turn to face the aggressor. I wasn't prepared for what I was about to see: a strange, bulky creature covered in greenish fur was scaling the hill, waving a rifle in one hand while shouting in an incoherent babble that must've been intended to intimidate me. It looked to me like Cookie Monster got drunk while hunting and wallowed in a dirty marsh. More shots sailed past my head, but all missed, probably due to the fur covering the strange creature's eyes. Regaining my composure, I pick up my broken TV and fling it like an over-sized, square Frisbee towards it, and as it connected, the energy released destroyed the creature, half the world and created the best fireworks display in history. I turned my chair around, and sipped orange juice as I watched the display unfold.

ninja0 · **Posted:** Sun Aug 14, 2011 7:13 pm

As you walk back to the lawn chair, you slip on a pebble. You fall and roll down the hill like Jack did, and you break your face (and crown). You are sent to the emergency room where the doctors throw up on you due to your disgusting face. The smell intensifies which causes everyone in the 1 mile radius, (even the sick people), to find an excuse to stand up and move. Your body Rots in Peace (RIP).

My hill

Tenkai · **Posted:** Sun Aug 14, 2011 7:24 pm

you did nothing to claim the hill *spartankick*

FACK hill

MmCm6 · **Posted:** Sun Aug 14, 2011 7:27 pm

I catch a guy in a ninja outfit from the foot of the Hill. I throw him back with the force of a thousand nuclear rocket launchers (probably not good for they guy), since I didn't want him as much as the guy who threw him off in the first place. I then see a huge explosion and a smoke trail ascending from the top. I apparently hit the guy on top and I claim the Hill as my own.

My Hill.

ninja0 · **Posted:** Sun Aug 14, 2011 7:28 pm

You mean he didn't fight back cuz he was scared of your rotting face

Tenkai · **Posted:** Sun Aug 14, 2011 7:32 pm

no claim was made

FACK hill

ninja0 · **Posted:** Sun Aug 14, 2011 7:36 pm

I teleport in front of you. My very presence makes you jump off a cliff.

MY HILL!!!

Tenkai · **Posted:** Sun Aug 14, 2011 7:38 pm

samurai randomly come around and take you to their camp for some fun.. i return

FACK hill

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