So, I tend to say the word "cabbage" often in Global.
It's time to reveal its origin story.
*ahem*
It all started in the time before clans, with my friends ZoeyFoxe and CraziStaci (who quit SuperMechs due to excessive sexism and mother jokes).
Zoey: So I've noticed we all have our own "signature introduction" whenever we enter chat.
Staci: Yeah, I guess we do. Mine's "Hey pilots." Zoey's is "Hiya peoples!" And Adam's is "Hello everyone."
Me: Mine isn't very unique. A very good amount of people say that.
Staci: Yeah, but yours isn't censored out. (this is before "hello" censor was fixed)
Me: I guess that's true.
Zoey: Anyways, I was wondering what other signature sayings we should have.
Staci: If yours is "I don't do Monday's" I'm going to throw something at you.
Me: Something as in...
Staci: Whatever's in the garbage can.
Zoey: xD AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAH
Me: Zoey, you laughed way harder than you should have at that o.O
Zoey: No, I read it quickly and saw "Cabbage Can"
Staci: Well that works too.
Me: FEAR THE CABBAGE CAN!!! FEAR IT!!!
Zoey: Well I guess we found your signature quote, Adam
Me: Nah. Too much typing.
Staci: Don't be lazy, or else I'll throw my cabbage can at you.
Me: What's a cabbage can anyways? Is it a can full of cabbage, or a can made of cabbage?
Zoey: BOTH.
Staci: So, a cabbage can is just a cabbage.
Zoey: No.
It's lettuce.
Me: *ques inception*
DUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Staci: Just say cabbage. This is getting too complex
Me: *throws cabbage can at Staci*
Zoey: ROFL
Staci: O_O
Me: wut
Staci: Right as I read that I saw a cabbage truck drive by
Zoey: THE CABBAGE IS REAL.
Okay, this might not have been that funny, but I thought I might as well explain it.
Just to help not to be confused, especially at the last part.
