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patric77
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Post subject: I got a backscratcher  Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 6:57 pm |
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I went to the store, looking for a mothers-day present... For my mother. However, I stumbled onto a peculiar looking piece of bent oak. Upon further inspection, the label cleverly revealed that I was gazing at none other than a $0.99 backscratcher, plus tax.
It feels... Amazing. The words used to describe it are not invented.
I'm not sure what this forum thread is about, to be honest.
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vermillion333
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Post subject: Re: I got a backscratcher Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 6:59 pm |
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a backscratcher? lol lazy
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dylsupreme1
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Post subject: Re: I got a backscratcher Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 7:00 pm |
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Congratulations to you sir. You've discovered one of the 42 keys of happiness.
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patric77
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Post subject: Re: I got a backscratcher Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 7:02 pm |
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vermillion333 wrote: a backscratcher? lol lazy No, sir, you don't realize. Please, feel free to get one - they're very cheap. Come back when you've felt at peace with your backside.
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vermillion333
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Post subject: Re: I got a backscratcher Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 7:07 pm |
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lol u guys make it look like a heaven, i'll test it 
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gunsgunsguns
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Post subject: Re: I got a backscratcher Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 7:08 pm |
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scratch my back, cant reach and rubbing against the door way isnt getting it
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patric77
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Post subject: Re: I got a backscratcher Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 7:10 pm |
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gunsgunsguns wrote: scratch my back, cant reach and rubbing against the door way isnt getting it I'll be over in a minute, let me bring my bent-oak piece of heaven.
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vermillion333
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Post subject: Re: I got a backscratcher Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 7:11 pm |
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patric77
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Post subject: Re: I got a backscratcher Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 7:13 pm |
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In ten minutes, I've got eight more posts in this thread of spam than I do in my thread outlining Era 21 on Earth 3... And about three times as many views.
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Tenkai
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Post subject: Re: I got a backscratcher Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 8:19 pm |
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i've got a backscratcher with back massaging rolling things. you jelly?
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