Alas, it's not good old Voldemort. The only dark magic this evil one causes doesn't come from a wand. It comes from high sugar content and unpaid fines to various cities and towns for breaking walls. Yes... it is.... the Kool aid man.

YES ORLY YOU RED MOTHER FUDGER!
This tyrant has been on a crusade. A crusade funded by Kraft. Please take into consideration that Kraft makes Cheez whiz. And as you know, cheez whiz is the best thing since 42. Kraft is not the problem. The red deceiver is. He must be stopped! Screw the right to a free trial, kill the beyotch! I have proof. His hobbies include destroying buildings and loitering, as evidenced by these photos.


Sadly, this has been going on for longer than I or anyone originally thought. A source of mine recently found this old photo that I would like to share with you.

HOLY *CENSORED*! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yes, my friends. Yes. Ever since the Kool aid man rose to power, he has been creating such nonsense as this:

AND this:

The time has come. Will you rise up? Will you stand up? WILL YOU DO MY TAXES? NO? THEN SCREW YOU!
Oh. Sorry folks.... I'm so sorry. Don't know what came over me.
I'm just so excited for this.

Viva la revolution.