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SkittlesYum
 Post subject: Re: Anti-Jokes
PostPosted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:25 am 
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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas!?

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Cancer :(

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i was going to say hit by a bus

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 Post subject: Re: Anti-Jokes
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Nonono!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
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He was hit by a bus.

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Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin

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 Post subject: Re: Anti-Jokes
PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:59 pm 
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I read the first few pages and came up with this...

Why do edwards joke's suck?

because hes bad at telling jokes, and probably doesn't get the concept of anti jokes... at all xD!!

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The classic:

Two men are standing on a rooftop.

Man #1: Do you want me to push you off the roof?
Man #2: No.

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Two men walked into a bar. Then they got drunk.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

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 Post subject: Re: Anti-Jokes
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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the car?

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Get in the car...

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 Post subject: Re: Anti-Jokes
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:05 pm 
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Haha WOW


Why did the plane crash?
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The pilot was a loaf of bread...

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