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SkittlesYum
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Post subject: Re: Anti-Jokes Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:25 am |
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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas!?
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Ryan
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Post subject: Re: Anti-Jokes Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:26 am |
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i was going to say hit by a bus
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SkittlesYum
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Post subject: Re: Anti-Jokes Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:34 am |
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Nonono! Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
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sssuperguy
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Post subject: Re: Anti-Jokes Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:25 pm |
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Joined: Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:59 pm Posts: 53 Location: behind you (and Galaxy 4) Gender: male
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
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koriko12
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Post subject: Re: Anti-Jokes Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:49 pm |
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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?
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Jake
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Post subject: Re: Anti-Jokes Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:59 pm |
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Joined: Sat Dec 19, 2009 7:48 pm Posts: 2691 Gender: male
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I read the first few pages and came up with this...
Why do edwards joke's suck?
because hes bad at telling jokes, and probably doesn't get the concept of anti jokes... at all xD!!
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The classic:
Two men are standing on a rooftop.
Man #1: Do you want me to push you off the roof? Man #2: No.
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Two men walked into a bar. Then they got drunk.
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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
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SkittlesYum
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Post subject: Re: Anti-Jokes Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:31 pm |
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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the car?
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mxmxm123
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Post subject: Re: Anti-Jokes Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:05 pm |
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SkittlesYum
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Post subject: Re: Anti-Jokes Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:08 pm |
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Haha WOW Why did the plane crash?
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mxmxm123
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Post subject: Re: Anti-Jokes Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:19 pm |
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no legged boy: dear mother could you please give me a glass of water
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