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 Post subject: Re: how to get kicked from a grocery store [revived x2]
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 Post subject: Re: how to get kicked from a grocery store [revived x2]
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1) Acquire calculator

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 Post subject: Re: how to get kicked from a grocery store [revived x2]
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start yelling at the store manager and call his a racist prostatute

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That would be so much more humorous if it was spelled correctly.


Ask the cashier what his condom size is.

If it's a girl, ask her if she's currently menstruating.
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 Post subject: Re: how to get kicked from a grocery store [revived x2]
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dylsupreme1 wrote:
That would be so much more humorous if it was spelled correctly.


Ask the cashier what his condom size is.

If it's a girl, ask her if she's currently menstruating.

only you would care about spelling

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Load a T-shirt gun with ready-made spaghetti and stuff from the Meat aisle. Go aisle to aisle asking where John Connor is, then proceed to shoot people who don't know.

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