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raxcave · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:50 am

Granted but you will lose the key.

i wish to be coolest guy in world.

generated-Yq3B7msfShuV-1754108981 · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:16 am

Granted, but the mafia sees this as a threat and removes your skin to be worn by the don at certain intervals of the day.

I wish I were a unicorn. With a majestic horn.

raxcave · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:17 am

granted but you will be my ride.

i wish my unicorn can have wings also.

sabnc · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:53 pm

Granted but they're the size of insects wings

I wish for smileys

ghossfeld88 · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2012 2:25 pm

One of your smileys dies and they become sad

I wish I could teleport

vaultdweller101 · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:38 pm

Granted, but you teleport into a wall and loose all your limbs.

I wish I could throw stones at my boss without getting fired

Tenkai · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:48 pm

granted, he's a masochist so it turns him on.

i wish my package would come in faster...

vaultdweller101 · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:57 pm

It does, but it turns out it wasn't as good as they made it look.

I wish I was a hero

Tenkai · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:00 pm

granted, but then you become an hero (some may not get this)

i wish for ponies.

vaultdweller101 · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:05 pm

You get Simmen's brother, who is a perfectly normal and boring pony.

I wish I could ride simmen

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