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daerduo
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Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake  Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:15 am |
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Ferr3t wrote: Your long, weird replies guide the cake right into my mouth. Yum. lolwut The cake's sexyness turns the freezer into a box with a load of water in it. I lure the cake to my plate with a scantily clad ferret.
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Maolain
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Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:28 am |
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the cake realizes it's ferr3t and runs away screaming. right into my protective arms as a nuke is launched at the plate with the scantily clad ferret
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Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 10:06 am |
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NOOOO. FERRET.
The cake realizes that it harbors feelings for ferret and jumps in to save it. Being The Cake, it does. It then turns on the one who launched the nuke=you.
I use the power of smurfs on the cake to try and put it on my plate.
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Maolain
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Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:46 am |
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daerduo wrote: NOOOO. FERRET.
The cake realizes that it harbors feelings for ferret and jumps in to save it. Being The Cake, it does. It then turns on the one who launched the nuke=you.
I use the power of smurfs on the cake to try and put it on my plate. the cake turns the smurfs against you, and they kill you. the cake's power is greatly increased by the nuke I launched. I lure the cake to my plate with another nuke, promising to increase its power yet again
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Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:56 am |
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i nuke the nuke in midair and the cake absorbs even more radiation. It mutates to become a supergiant cake addicted to nukes and demands more nukes from you. You give the cake all your nukes. It wants more. You don't have anymore.
Cake eats man. nomnomonomnomnomnomnomnom
I pit The Cake up against chuck norris.
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Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:58 pm |
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the cake goes back in time and consumes Bruce Lee. I become the cake's servant
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Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:54 am |
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It was a trap. The cake needs no one to help it. It was keeping you close, feeding you so that...
Night falls.
NOMNOMNOMNOM
Maolain's screams shattered windows.
I torment the cake by making it listen to Justin Bieber all day and night.
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rdococ
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Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:42 am |
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daerduo wrote: It was a trap. The cake needs no one to help it. It was keeping you close, feeding you so that...
Night falls.
NOMNOMNOMNOM
Maolain's screams shattered windows.
I torment the cake by making it listen to Justin Bieber all day and night. The cake turned off the power, burned daerduo, and crawled towards me.
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Tenkai
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Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:12 pm |
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it crawled towards you too eat your foot,causing you to fall and hit your head resulting in death.
i hire the cake to work at dairy queen.
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Post subject: Re: Obtain the cake Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:04 pm |
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The Cake leads a revolution against the humans with his dairy brothers and sisters. You are eaten.
I make the Cake green tea flavored to make it emo and want to be eaten.
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