So this is my second time typing this up. -.-
The town went to sleep amongst killers, for reasons unknown. They woke up the next day to the pleasant sound of a bloodcurdling scream in the house of That Girl Next Door You've Always Fantasized about. Everyone went to the house, but on the way, you noticed people were missing.
Oh dang.
In the basement, was the pale, ugly face of
W1lll. "Hai will!!" says
Tenkai, one of the slower ones to pick up. The village was all like

when they saw this but then...
Quote:
Dear w1lll,
You are the Update Glitch. You are a part of the Assorted Bad Things. Your team’s role pm’s are in a separate message.
As a notorious bad thing that happens during certain updates, everyone hates you. Players hate you because you cost them resources, and Admins hate you because of the huge amounts of flack they get from players because of you. Even your own parents, the developers, hate you. By the way, you were adopted. Your parents thought this would be the best way to tell you.
However, because of your glitching capabilities, once during the game, you can PM the host with a message “Night X, Ability Swap [user]”. For the rest of the game, you will glitch their role to become yours, and your role be replaced by your target’s, and vice versa. Once you use this ability though, the ability passes on to your target and you will no longer be able to swap abilities. But you won’t be a glitch anymore, so that will be nice.
Your team wins when the Assorted Bad Things eliminate all threats.
They lol'd! It was a Mafia! An assorted bad things down, finally! SEE ALL MODS ARE EVIL.
People celebrated. Who was this noble warrior who dared kill will? Obviously not the similarly dead body next to him. People flipped the body over--it was drunk, even in death.
Quote:
Dear Apollo,
You are the innocent noob. You are aligned with the Players With Virtue.
Awww…we love innocent noobs, unlike annoying 8 year olds. You are inquisitive, clever, and most of all, cute. And as such, everyone loves you, including the host.
Every night, you will be able to message the host titled “Night X, statement”. You will then be able to enter a statement in the body of the message. The following day, the host will reply to your cute message, as no one can resist cute puppy eyes. The incorrect parts or words of the statement will be highlighted.
You win if the Players With Virtue eliminates all threats.
Ah dangit...well, there's always next time.
Day 3 has started and will end in 47 hours or majority. Stuff is getting scary.
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Liam wrote:
Rise my minions, VOTE FERR3T #1 FOR HEAD MOD!!
Simmen wrote:
How are you not a admin Hal?..