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simmen
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Post subject: Re: How to get Kicked out of a Grocery Store [REVIVED] Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:34 pm |
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Ask the cachier to marry you.
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Tenkai
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Post subject: Re: How to get Kicked out of a Grocery Store [REVIVED] Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:53 pm |
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launch a nuke thru the door
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tellerofpointedstones
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Post subject: Re: How to get Kicked out of a Grocery Store [REVIVED] Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:11 am |
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simmen wrote: Ask the cachier to marry you. Make spelling mistakes like that on one of their banners.
For example: Buy our crispy flies(fries)
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Post subject: Re: How to get Kicked out of a Grocery Store [REVIVED] Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:12 am |
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Take out some scissors and cut massive chunks of your hair out all over the counter.
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scopfragger
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Post subject: Re: How to get Kicked out of a Grocery Store [REVIVED] Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:52 am |
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ask to use the toilet, while holding laxative tablets.
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Tenkai
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Post subject: Re: How to get Kicked out of a Grocery Store [REVIVED] Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:21 pm |
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hold up traffic in an aisle for 4hrs trying to decide wat brand of cereal to buy
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scopfragger
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Post subject: Re: How to get Kicked out of a Grocery Store [REVIVED] Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:30 pm |
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Sit looking at the fish counter in a penguin suite
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Tenkai
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Post subject: Re: How to get Kicked out of a Grocery Store [REVIVED] Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 12:34 pm |
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grab the manager and a bagger and prove that it doesnt always take 2 to tango
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scopfragger
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Post subject: Re: How to get Kicked out of a Grocery Store [REVIVED] Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:30 pm |
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Joined: Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:22 am Posts: 23 Location: UK
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Tenkai wrote: grab the manager and a bagger and prove that it doesnt always take 2 to tango open up a corner shop on the end of an isle
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