Nothing is true.
Everything is permitted.
Also, 9/11 was an inside job.
The Government planned JFK's assassination.
Aliens helped the Aztecs and Egyptians build the pyramids.
The Knights Templar/Illuminati have complete control of U.S. Congress.
Tupac is alive, running a mini golf course in Canada with Elvis.
Alexander the Great only conquered those nations to collect their secret alien artifacts.
Ben and Jerry ice cream is a front for an underground prostitution ring.
J.K. Rowling is being hunted down by MI6 for exposing a secret society.
Aliens once inhabited the Galapagos islands and conducted experiments on the wildlife.
EDIT: I only believe in two of these, btw. Guess which ones!
