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MmCm6
 Post subject: Re: how to get kicked from a grocery store [revived x2]
PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:11 pm 
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Harvester wrote:
Race the powered shopping carts, possibly knocking a shelf or two down while you're at it.


Add banana peels, paintball guns and throwing anything you can pick off the shelves while you're going, and you've got yourself a death race.

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 Post subject: Re: how to get kicked from a grocery store [revived x2]
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MmCm6 wrote:
Harvester wrote:
Race the powered shopping carts, possibly knocking a shelf or two down while you're at it.


Add banana peels, paintball guns and throwing anything you can pick off the shelves while you're going, and you've got yourself a death race.

Hopefully everybody in the store gets caught in the crossfire.

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 Post subject: Re: how to get kicked from a grocery store [revived x2]
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1) Acquire friend (Again, internet junkies need not go on)

2) Dress yourself in a Peter Pan costume, and your friend in a pirate costume with a hook for a hand (cutting off his hand is optional, but deeply encouraged to maintain realism)

3) Go to your local store, and run around the aisles with your friend at your heels.

4) Ask every other lady if she is 'Wendy'; if not, or when someone reprimands you, deliver a swift drop kick and yell, "Can't trick me this time Hook!" and move on.

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 Post subject: Re: how to get kicked from a grocery store [revived x2]
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