Once upon a time in a far away land, there was a pink pony.
He died, the end.

When he was wandering in the afterlife. The Death came up and told him: "I can revive you, but you will need to do something for me"

But then instead Death shot himself in the face, killing himself and sending himself to the afterlife, creating a paradox.


The pink pony was shocked, for all of the processing power of the afterlife was trapped in the infinite recursion caused by Death's death, and so he stayed in the void, in the space between the worlds...

the void which I control. I followed the pink pony with eyes as old as stone, and then, when he sat down on the Chair of Death, I activated it.
But since the pony is dead, he can't die anymore. So the chair of death embodied all of the universe in yet another paradox, and the pink pony became manifested in everything, and nothing.

Scared from the emptiness of his surrounding, the pony screamed.
And in the darkness, a voice answered, the voice as familiar and warm as sunshine, the voice of...
"Father?"

It was from a snake.

Father! Cried the pink pony, galloping at full speed towards his father. But something was very, very wrong.

it turns out he's heading the wrong way.

So I followed him to see where he was going...

then u realized u're just following his after-image, out of which grew a shadowy figure.

So I turned back and saw the snake, who jumped at me with teeth staine with blood. I ducked, and pulled out my sword...but my sword is also a snake, so they met in midair and started making passionate love. They were so passionate that I was about to take some pictures, but then I remember about the PG-13 rules.

I wanted to join in, but before I could, the snake fuse and become a worm

The worm then evolved back into a snake and developed a face of Obama. Then the pony who had ran in the wrong way appeared out of nowhere and stomped the snake.