here i was bracing myself for death, and the next thing i hear is...rap? i open my eyes to see VD watching einstein and some goofy kid having a rap battle.

"..."

i throw a rock at his head. "HEY! We're not done yet!"
VD: "Oh, right".

*VD attacks with epic god mode slash* it's too powerful to block, so i attempt to dodge. i don't move fast enough and the blow hits one of my knees, completely destroying my kneecap. i collapse in the meadow and start to lose consciousness from the pain..
EDIT:thanks for the ninja post................

i'll take this

my hill

*bisth slaps omega away in my downed state*

I lay my blade on Tenkai's throat, and give you one last mercy. "Join me or die" I say, my eyes firmly fixed upon his. However, I am fully aware of his abilities, and thus I stay vigilant for any afterimage, as I can sense Tenkai doesn't have much intentions of giving up.

as everyone is affixed on each i move in to capture the hill.

my hill

*FART* Omega dies.

My hill.

*vault and tenkai watch the unfolding madness*

tenkai: ...
vault: ...


i know i can't go on much longer. the slash on my knee starts to throb. the pain's so great i go unconscious before i can give an answer.

Without taking my eyes off of Tenkai, I shoot my pulse gun at Mr Robot, who falls energyless on the floor. I simply leave Tenkai's body, lying defeated and unconscieous in a random plane, and take my rightful throne at the top of the hill.


VD HILL!!!

Ah! I woke up(Bullets can't kill me ) I sneak behind you while you were sitting in your throne,I shoot you in the head with my laser hand and push your body to the bottom of the hill,I sit nicely in my throne watching your body roll to the bottom .

Oh and when you reached the bottom there was an highway,your body was being run over by cars on and on..

My Hill.

...Youve never played Fallout New Vegas havent you? The Pulse gun fires a special EMP wave that kills any and all machines. It's super effective on you. So you die. Argument invalid!!!


VD HILL!!!