im sexier then all of you!

my hill

Triple M!!!!

Just for the sake of seeing Triple M again, Dawn barges onto the hill..

My hill.

Triple M is long dead and gone.

/crushes those 3 little chocolaty MnMs and devours their innards

FERR3T HILL.

I make MMM taste the rainbow. He is accused of treason and is lynched. I take hill.


MY HILL!!!

Whisk. A peculiar wind sweeps the area around the hill, tugging at the grass as if trying to pull it out and then slowly leaving it be. The hill stands as tall as the day it was created in our imaginations, so many pages ago. A cloud engulfs its peak making the scene very ominous.

Whisk. A breeze sails through the surrounding forest pulling colorful leaves off of the Fall trees. It transports the sweet smell of nectar from a near-by field of flowers and life was again attracted the Hill, being swept up by its dazzling beauty.

Whisk. The cloud engulfing the Hill travels to its next target pulled by the mysterious wind. As the last remnants of low viability pass the Hill you notice a tall figure.

Roughly the size of three or four men, in dazzling golden armor and a fiery great sword hanging off his back. The figure was wearing a helm of ice but scars of battle emanated from what you could see of his face. On his crest was an eagle, the symbol of Freedom in a long lost civilization, his leggings were gold of course trimmed with a bronze. His hands were what stood out the most, not taking any solid shape but remaining a dark shadowy mist.

This must be the legendary-your thoughts were cut off by a deafening laughter of joy and hysteria. His arms spread out and suddenly he changed. His body melted away and was replaced by the same dark mist his hands consisted of. The figure dissipated.

The grass began to transform to brown and the clouds changed from a white to a dark color, as if about to drizzle. Trees crackled as they fell over and the winds changed from an occasional ominous breeze to a persistent howl of insanity.

In the clouds morphed to resemble an eagle. The message was clear: Jake is back.

You turn and run. Knowing that if you stay the only greeting you will receive is death itself.

*sees random little building nearby*
*opens door*
*tiny helpless jake is running a projector showing all this stuff*
*punts him into the horizon*

free hill, anybody can have it.

Tenkai walks away in a manner that displays to the world "I give zero *CENSORED*."

Then he falls to the ground as his brain melts through his ears.

Jake wins - Jakes hill.

with a punch and a kick i claim ye hill